My Artsy Fartsy Side

The realm of misunderstanding

My Artsy Fartsy Side

this page will be added to in the next couple of weeks...my computer just got formatted so i need to go and find my pics somewhere.......and again i need a scanner

MOM GO BUY A SCANNER!

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Enrage

Folding over itself,
hot. stressed. angry.
Red with furry,
hot. stressed. angry.
Erupting with force,
hot. stressed. angry.
Crushing everything in its path,
hot. stressed. angry.
Melting a house,
hot. stressed. angry.
Scorching the dog,
hot. stressed. angry.
Making a child's bed,
it cools.

Plateau

Squab.
Bark.
Bla Bla Bla.
Who's house?
Who's roof?
Bla Bla Bla

Today

Mushy silly putty,
and wet toilet paper,
engulfing my foot

Viral bacteria
and overpowering aroma
envading my throat

Yelling and screaming
and tequila with wings
blocking the door

That is why I'm late today

Life

Life began
as a pot of stew.
Yum

My personal call to arms.

My fellow Canadians! Are you sick and tired of the dribble that politicians speak? Are you feeling depressed when something political comes up in a conversation? Do you even know what is happening in your country? Well stop being American. We have the potential of dignity and power. The relinquishment we must face for our pride is to give the strength of the spoken word and to speak those words loud and proud.

How now stalwart Canadians! Get ready to toss away those beers, stop using the hockey stick as a romote contoll becuase the batteries have run out and get ready for some work. With our estute class of people we breed here in Canada anything is ours for the taking. Power and independance would mean that we never have to commerce with the United States again. I am Canadian.

Tears start running down my face
Revealing the pain that I hid inside
All the pain I tried to hide
Behind cheers and happy smiles
But the mask has fallen off my face
To show another so sad and out of place
The world itself turns it's back
Because I seem to lack
My happiness and cheers
And voices once held dear
Now turn against me in jeers
Once my friends are now my foes
Which hate my face and loathe
What I have always been inside
What I tried so very hard to hide
All my happiness and cheers
Are gone, replaced by sadness and fear
But what makes them hate me even more
Is I'm like this to my very core
My heart of hearts is always black
It always seemed to love to lack
All my happiness and cheers
Cheers that everyone loved to hear
But now are lost to the past of pasts
Something that was never meant to last
And even as I think these thoughts
And remember how I was caught
With my mask all shattered and torn
My face open for anyone to scorn
The tears keep slipping down my face
As my mask lies shattered on the floor

Understand?

This is the moment between momory and dream
Where the world hangs in balance and all things are and be
Where life meets death
And day fades so swiftly and silently into night

Do you want to play in my world?
For it is as real as you allow it
And even dreams can burn.

Some say that evil walks the night
Hunting upon the virtuous
Praying upon the weak
They say that the bright glow of the sun
Drives away the evil
Allowing only the pure to proceed

How wrong they are

For in the darkness on can find beauty and wonder
Shadows concealing the truth
And the brightest moon time sun
The hated weaks a cloak of light as it stalks

It is in those moments of dusk and dawn
When the world is encaptured again that this page exists
In that delicate balance between the moon and the eye
I shall endeavor to show you the world.

Excuse

"Why" may they ask
"I needed the washroom"
That wasn't good enough
"I didn't know the time"
That was a ninety minuet
"The bell rang before I got here"
That shut them up

Silence of Death

The water lay still, no fish move, no wind blow. A lone tree stripped of its leaves stands far in the distance. The blackened sky looks close to touch but runs away as you near. The crickets who don't make noise scared the stars away. The moon, it stands alone and insignificant in the world. Nobody cares about the moon. He dulls to a dull grey, almost gone. Silence unleashes its wrath over this desolate land, shattering it to non-existance.

Various Dog Haiku's

I love my master
Thus I perfume myself with
This long rotten squirrel

I lie belly up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be

Today I sniffed
Many dogs butts, I celebrate
By kissing your face

I lift my leg and
Wiz on each bush. Hello, Spot
Sniff this and weap

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle

I hate my choke chain
Look world they strangle me. Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack

The cat is not all
Bad. She fills the litter box
With tootsie rolls

A TV Listing
by ME!
In tonight's feature, Gena Davis stars as a scad microbiologist who finds adventure on a camping trip in the wilds of alley. Along with 12 other hikers, Gena Davis soon discovers things are not as rancid as they seem. Over the hill from where the group makes camp the first night, Gena Davis is quickly awakened by the dumb sound of ugly trucks dumping load after stupid load of toxic idiotic boy into a landfill.
When horny authorities refuse to help, the juggy threats begin. Gena Davis discovers the truth behind the landfill, but will it be too late? tom green stars as Gena Davis's attorney and love interest. Also starring bullwinkle as Gena Davis's cheesy twin, adam sandler as the town's tiny police chief, and charley brown as himself. huge guidance is suggested and may not be suitable for gauntly viewers. Animated.

Coming soon: ralph and betty star as a hoarse-mannered lavitry cleaner who falls in love with a kinked cheese slice applier in a remake of the classic tale Goats make milk. Search your jolly listings for details.